Maybe the people in charge of the government should open it then.
goteed on
On the contrary you wet burlap sack full of rotting orange pig anuses, I very much do think Trump was on the ballot!
Least_Training_968 on
Nor will your name ever be on an election ballot again old man! Your presidency is effectively over next year when the Dems control the House and finally put you under their control! Hide the ketchup!
New_Taste8874 on
“Pollsters” is his pet name for his….fill in that blank.
susibirb on
Whose gonna tell him that he’ll never legally be on the ballot again
obxhead on
I think Trump and the GOP were very much on the ballot today.
Mike Johnson needs to decide what is more important, the GOP or Trump. When he makes this decision, he should realize the fat orange man could drop dead from multiple medical conditions any minute.
He’ll choose poorly though. That’s what people of poor character do.
adamiconography on
Waiting for Trump to be like “elections are invalid because government was shut down”
MaloneChiliService on
Go back to bed and stuff your ass with Filet-o-Fishes, ya piece of shit
askwhynot_notwhy on
OP, I love your post title. But, if I may be so bold as to suggest an alternative:
> Senile old pedo isn’t happy!
mosswick on
Ivanka will be pushing him around as he’s hunched over on a wheelchair in 2028.
The republicans CANNOT win without him on the ballot. His voters have no loyalty to the national party and will not show up otherwise.
Artistic-Post-4204 on
Go to bed now Grandpa.
errdayimshuffln on
Didn’t Cuomo run as your guy?
Interesting-Emu5954 on
thelegochef on
Always a bitch
AdObvious1505 on
You talking about the “Democrat Shutdown”? Voters were mad at Democrats for shutting down the government that they voted for … Democrats?!
akaMichAnthony on
There’s the unhinged tweet, just like clockwork.
WiglyWorm on
I would be fine with anual presidential elections. 4 years seems too long these days.
valschermjager on
Are the “Pollsters” in the room with us right now?
SheriffPP on
The Republican Party is the party of trump. A loss for republicans is a loss for trump.
Mulliganasty on
Assuming this is a real tweet from him, he’s misreading it to think that if he *were* on the ballot Republicans would have done better, yes?
StandStillLaddie on
His narcissism knows no bounds.
PsychicFoxWithSpoons on
He’s right…without trump on the ballot there was no reason to have elon modify any votes :))
Chester7833 on
He’s already tried to poison the well by saying they were rigged. I would put money on him claiming they’re all invalid by tomorrow morning.
Evil_Athena on
Grandpa‘s definitely gonna be shitting his depends over tonight.
Maybe people really did want transgender for everyone and communism.
JSol1113 on
So….ya gonna work with those dems now…?
Lets_Eat_Superglue on
I’m just so happy for Virginia. Finally transgender for all! You’re all gonna look so pretty and or handsome!
Substantial-Let-1689 on
And another taco move. Now release the files
aotus_trivirgatus on
Well open the fucking government then, Donny!
abofh on
Funny, I really saw his name on my ballot. Must’ve misread all the ads
UltimateChaos233 on
Honestly I love the second part of this if it’s true. Obviously the republicans are at fault, but I thought they were doing a pretty good job of gaslighting people and convincing them that “the democrats are shutting down the government because they want healthcare for illegals”
Few-Narwhal-7765 on
trump is such a loser he couldn’t even beat his own meat.
flojo2012 on
Democrats better not peak a year early god dammit
narrauko on
Thanks to the 22nd amendment, Trump will never be on the ballot again!
Jash-Juice on
Can you imagine a scenario where Trump was on each ballot for EACH fillable position.
TurkeyVolumeGuesser on
Him going from all caps to lowercase like that is exactly the Cuphead flower meme lol
Karelkolchak2020 on
Someone is scared…
Dcajunpimp on
So MAGA didn’t get their monthly welfare checks and couldn’t make it to the polls?
j____b____ on
“According to pollsters.” lol. can’t even take credit for his own BS. what a weak sad man.
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Maybe the people in charge of the government should open it then.
On the contrary you wet burlap sack full of rotting orange pig anuses, I very much do think Trump was on the ballot!
Nor will your name ever be on an election ballot again old man! Your presidency is effectively over next year when the Dems control the House and finally put you under their control! Hide the ketchup!
“Pollsters” is his pet name for his….fill in that blank.
Whose gonna tell him that he’ll never legally be on the ballot again
I think Trump and the GOP were very much on the ballot today.
Mike Johnson needs to decide what is more important, the GOP or Trump. When he makes this decision, he should realize the fat orange man could drop dead from multiple medical conditions any minute.
He’ll choose poorly though. That’s what people of poor character do.
Waiting for Trump to be like “elections are invalid because government was shut down”
Go back to bed and stuff your ass with Filet-o-Fishes, ya piece of shit
OP, I love your post title. But, if I may be so bold as to suggest an alternative:
> Senile old pedo isn’t happy!
Ivanka will be pushing him around as he’s hunched over on a wheelchair in 2028.
The republicans CANNOT win without him on the ballot. His voters have no loyalty to the national party and will not show up otherwise.
Go to bed now Grandpa.
Didn’t Cuomo run as your guy?
Always a bitch
You talking about the “Democrat Shutdown”? Voters were mad at Democrats for shutting down the government that they voted for … Democrats?!
There’s the unhinged tweet, just like clockwork.
I would be fine with anual presidential elections. 4 years seems too long these days.
Are the “Pollsters” in the room with us right now?
The Republican Party is the party of trump. A loss for republicans is a loss for trump.
Assuming this is a real tweet from him, he’s misreading it to think that if he *were* on the ballot Republicans would have done better, yes?
His narcissism knows no bounds.
He’s right…without trump on the ballot there was no reason to have elon modify any votes :))
He’s already tried to poison the well by saying they were rigged. I would put money on him claiming they’re all invalid by tomorrow morning.
Grandpa‘s definitely gonna be shitting his depends over tonight.
https://preview.redd.it/2maa733o3dzf1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9409e07a333f7cabaf6f843d165dfbb4bd886ab1
Wait until the midterms
Maybe people really did want transgender for everyone and communism.
So….ya gonna work with those dems now…?
I’m just so happy for Virginia. Finally transgender for all! You’re all gonna look so pretty and or handsome!
And another taco move. Now release the files
Well open the fucking government then, Donny!
Funny, I really saw his name on my ballot. Must’ve misread all the ads
Honestly I love the second part of this if it’s true. Obviously the republicans are at fault, but I thought they were doing a pretty good job of gaslighting people and convincing them that “the democrats are shutting down the government because they want healthcare for illegals”
trump is such a loser he couldn’t even beat his own meat.
Democrats better not peak a year early god dammit
Thanks to the 22nd amendment, Trump will never be on the ballot again!
Can you imagine a scenario where Trump was on each ballot for EACH fillable position.
Him going from all caps to lowercase like that is exactly the Cuphead flower meme lol
Someone is scared…
So MAGA didn’t get their monthly welfare checks and couldn’t make it to the polls?
“According to pollsters.” lol. can’t even take credit for his own BS. what a weak sad man.